Music Is My Weapon

They say there is no such thing as bad press, but I am going to try my hardest.

PopoZao by Kevin Federline (K-Fed, to the world) isn't necessarily a bad release but it is infinitely narcissistic and absurdly pretentious. This is an artist who was a pauper several days before meeting his wife, Briteny Spears, and by all means is still a beggar. Only now he has a pretentious and narcissistic single to back him up. "PopoZao", the name of his first song, is slang for "Big ass" in Brazil.

The song starts off with a girl moaning as if she's in heat; but to the careful observer it sounds more like pig grunting. Now that the beastiality montage is done, he gives a soliloquy in Portuguese, "Gatinha sai do chao, vai descendo o popozao." Don't worry about translating this; basically he's saying "bring that fat ass of yours over here," (okay, if you don't believe me, you're allowed to translate it). Next, he brilliantly rhymes "vagina" with "breast" by using the words "kitty" and "titty."

The next line, he starts entering Nintendo konomi codes: "Up, down, all around" then asks us the pointed question "Going to see where I am going, oh?" Oh I see where you're going...straight into the 99 cent bin.

It comes down to the fact that listening to this song makes me want to stack a 9 millimeterr, and dump it in my dome. The three minute length of this song is just enough time for you to find a revolver. That is, if you don't spend your time trying to translate "Popozao"